After a sudden gust of wind deposited him a quarter mile back up the slope, Arthur rethought the notion of tucking his cape in for safety. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Adding insult to injury, Larry's wedgie was so massive it actually amplified his humiliation while slowing his escape from the bullies. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The legendary Ski Air Patrol was renowned for its silent but deadly assaults. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
19th century monkey harness, commonly used when plowing herb gardens.dangers of teleportation, 2XL natural. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Pocket dowsing rod, wrapped in wet rope for good reception.dangers of teleportation, 2XL natural. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
An safety slingshot, the idea being that someone smart enough to untangle and use it likely won't to shoot his eye out.Dangers of Teleportation, 2XL natural. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's a gnoming gaff, traditionally used for extracting and dispatching pesty garden gnomes. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
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dangers of teleportation, 2XL natural.
Dangers of Teleportation, 2XL natural.