The invention is mine, however, I need my lawyer present to explain it's full function.
Thank you, that is all.

I was going to make some snarky "fuck the war" remark, but I can't help but be happy when I hear about animals being treated right.

Way to waste food in a world full of starving people, asshole.

HELL NO she didn't do the right thing, she still drove drunk. She should still go to jail, period. F**k this pat on the back business.

After a survey of the house with education levels ranging from highschool dropout to masters, pants.

MY LAB HAS BEEN BREACHED!!! HOW CAME YOU TO BE THE POSSESSOR OF THE GOD'S EYE!!!

No mention of dalmations? Per capita dog population they are most likely to attack somone. It's not the dog's fault in most cases. Think of it this way, think about how stupid the average person is, then figure that half the people around are dumber than them, then figure that they own and "train" dogs. I blame people. Just a week ago some dumbass let his chow mix come after me while I was on my bike, turns out he did it to my girlfreind too. I don't blame the dog, I blame the asshole. I felt awful when I had to mace the poor beast and not him. I've never been attacked or threatend by a pit or pit mix, ever. Only chows, dalmations, sheperds, labs and other "family" dogs. I still think pits get an unfair rep.

Of course you would scream islamophobe. The fact that he is making fun of religion in general could have never crossed you knee jerk pc hardwired brainwashed mind.

DAMN! Foiled again.

You've gone too far Steve Jobs.

What can I say, the guy did it better.

There are no little green men. Terraforming will never hold. The earth has an expiration date. There is no god. Use your time well.

I have Celiacs disease, which is an auto Immune disorder resulting from the consumption of most grain glutens. It's almost impossible for me to shop for pre-made foods anywhere, everything has wheat or some related grain. However, trader joes carrys many products that are not only gluten free, but labled so. That makes my day a whole hell of alot better.

This has to be the first artist that doesn't smoke pot. How do we know? The food is still there.

I still think the lady should be forced to work hard labor untill it kills her. The royal family's wealth came from the suffering of millions. I hate them all.