During one trip to the zoo, I heard this awfully loud screeching. When I headed in the direction of the noise which was much louder than any other roar, growl, screech or honk heard in the zoo, I came upon the tortoise enclosure. There they were, Mr. Tortoise mounted atop Mrs. Tortoise, fully engaged in the act of tortoise sex.
You begin with about 20 strips of bacon and then you find yourself some Super Glue.