The gift-wrapping tutorial at the mall took a turn for the worse when the trainees ran out of regular gift paper.

I resolve to become a nicer person to my enemies so that they will become less paranoid when I whip out my watergun of DOOM.

Sweet! Nice to know that there are still teachers out there who still care about the students! XD BRAVA!

LOL@Laurel:
Anyway it goes, someone is going to woken up XD

I do like this idea, but i'd have been more impressed if there were an actual testee in the bed. I also agree with felixthecat; if this thing is using a ball to literally LIFT you awake, something is indeed going to wind up broken. Possibly comatose.

*looks at price*
*looks at portions*

(microwave sounds) Ahh Chef Boyardee! You've never let me down! XD

Damn...I wish my neighbors were that cool T_T

I don't generally wear jewelry, but I'd wear something like this

I loved the ending! Showed how smart he conquered not just one problem but two!

@Ted
I've still got both of mine! They may be obsolete, the music scratchy, the film fragile, but its still good to remember the skill on stopping at just the right spot for your fav song XD

*drools* I know what I want under my tree this year! XD

I actually learned something..........

Weird. O_o

Haven't enough ppl died from this game? Think of the children! THINK. OF. THE. CHILDREN!!

Iceburg lettuce--now more than just for dinner!

well there goes another 60 seconds of my life I'll never get back. They probably put vegetable oil or salt on the end of those to make them lick the instrutments.

WAtching the gang always makes feel old. Kids today, they have no clue.

Twins only happen if that gene is in the family ancestory. If she wants to have them naturally, she can forget it. She'll need fertility treatments if she wants more all at once. Look at the Gosselins and Nadya Suleman (Octomom).