Anything that can gut me with a single kick is NOT for playing with. Its for hunting down and eating with bbq sauce. Plus I've heard ostrich eggs are pretty good on toast....
Please Disney. STOP already. You're just rehashing old ideas and trying to appeal to an older generation that really doesn't care (though I still crack up over the last little mermaid movie; the queen was run over by a pirate ship!!! LOL). Pixar, Dreamworks, Nickelodeon and (sometimes) Cartoon Network are whipping your butts in just about everything.