Proletarian shopping!

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Obviously if unemployment is at 6.8% and climbing, likely to go over 10% gimmicks aren't going to work for everyone. He may have gotten a job, but not everyone can. It's just a statistical impossibility that there be 10% of the workforce out of work, and also that they get jobs. Remember, unemployment isn't a measure of who isn't working, it's a measure of who is *trying* to get work and still can't!

Lets blame the unions. It can't be because management or the CEOs are incompetent. If people get reasonable pay for reasonable work there must be something wrong. No, don't look for problems with CEOs begging for billions by flying private jets, or mega million dollar bonuses, or total incapacity to modernise facilities, or anything else. We workers should suffer! Pah! $75/hour! I can live off $5.50, and everyone else should too. Weekends be damned. Only wusses take vacation! Suck it up workers!

"Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle meet Pot."

Stupid ideas are fair game, and people who have stupid ideas should be rebuked. There is nothing wrong with pointing out that these ideas are disgusting, stupid, backwards and should be uprooted and destroyed.

This post-modern extreme relativism is ridiculous. Next you'll be telling me that notions of fairies are on equal footing with relativity, or even that the moon is made of green cheese.

Here is to a rational world with reasonable ethics.