I'm pretty sure it's lemon-flavored gelatin for the pie. It's not horrible, but it's not what I'd want if I expected lemon meringue.

"Not really wolves?" This is a dumb take. They departed from the grey wolf lineage about the same time humans departed from the chimps. Does this mean humans are not apes?

In a modern delivery cabinet, I would include a web camera to notify you of the delivery and show what's there, and a UV light to disinfect the contents before you bring it into the house.

I'm wondering how they know it's supposed to be of Jesus. It might have been one of Leo's drinking buddies, or a sketch of Cesare Borgia.

My uncle used to beachcomb in Florida after storms, and he had a couple shoeboxes full of shark's teeth he had collected. He had one about that size, and we all assumed it was from a megalodon. It's about 3 times the size of anything you'd see on a great white.

There's only one clown I care about cancelling right now. VOTE!

Umm... Why wouldn't someone just order directly from the restaurant and cut out the blood-sucking leech from the equation?

I wonder how the bucket is actually moving? The leaf blower-to-umbrella isn't actually doing anything, as it can't. The backwards force from the blower cancels out any forward movement from the umbrella.

I don't care about the gaming angle, but some pomegranate watermelon gum sounds yummy!

I love that they went and built a 12" Stonehenge for this project. I hope they listened to a lot of Spinal Tap while evaluating their data.

How can you tell a viscous animal from a vicious one? It doesn't run as fast.

That's the dumbest idea I've ever seen. So it works perfectly: nobody can tell it from a real piece of firewood. What do you do with firewood? You throw it in a fcuking fire!

I happened to have a conversation about this while driving with some friends. Not 2 minutes later, we were passed by someone carrying two hogsheads in the back of their pickup truck. We all screamed, "Look! A buttload!"

Charles Stross covers this scenario in his book, Iron Sunrise.