Do you want a demi-lich? Because that's how you get a demi-lich.

Wait, wut? Sandler is considered a talented dramatic actor? By who?

"An astonishing lack of sexual innuendo." I think Miss Celiana needs to watch the video again. "Beavers like it wet, and they are very good at making things wet."

And the police have done not one thing in the intervening years to dispel the notion that they hire the dumbest futhermuckers they can find.

The raccoon probably thought it was a prosthetic leg at first, and he needed it for his plan to escape off-planet.

The heron could easily pluck the eyeballs right out of the gator's head, and I expect the lizard knows it.

I already drink the perfect amount of coffee: none at all. I have no need for this research.

I am frustrated with the Vikings series. A lot is known about the Vikings, and it's already pretty epic. The showrunners could have made an awesome program and still been historically accurate. Instead they decided to make... that. I watched half of the first season and couldn't make myself sit through any more. I'll pass on this new series.

My dad's brother married my mom's sister, so I have some double cousins too, but none of us are twins. It's a different aunt who had triplets.

I'm pretty sure that's just an Instagram filter. The woman's sleeves are sparkling too.