Little Chick:: I told you if you didn't leave be alone my big sister would beat you up.

I wonder how many Trick or Treaters will be using these lame jokes this year?

Hey now when my kid says he's going to call child welfare because I made him clean his room and do his chores I can say right back to him I'll just take you to Nebraska and drop you off at a hospital and be done with you.
Its a typical law that was a good idea but is being used in ways that it wasn't meant to used.

Check out the Quadski on their web site. Now that looks like my kind of toy.

Hello Hello. Can Anyone up on the surface hear me?
Stop trashing our enviroment you idiots.

That is one UGLY fish.

I always wondered how long it would take before the sign had to be updated. It happened a little sooner than I thought it would.
Oh and the national debt can be laid on all politicians. They all like to waste our tax money.
Anyone know how much of that debt is just the interest from loans. I know on my own debts the interest is what kills me not the original loan.

I find it refreshing to actually find a Virgin over the age of 17 years old these days. Let alone a 105 year old.

Looks like some of the signalized intersections around here to me.

Oh ad if you are interested you can buy them here.
http://www.skullsunlimited.com/humanskullsnb.htm

You can buy human skulls. Heck you can buy full skeletons if you have the $. Neither one is cheap. I collect all kinds of skulls. I haven't bought a human one yet because they are so expensive. I don't like the fact that this guy just took a skull from someplace. But I have no problem with people buying them from a legitimate dealer.
As far as TSA doing their jobs I'm surprised they even checked out the thing. Most would have figured it was a Halloween prop and ignored it.

Here are the keys to the Executive wash room.

Would you be if you were working the desk and that big of a Guest wanted to check in. LOL

Someone call maintenance. Theres a mess in the Lobby that needs to be cleaned up.

To Bad Dave Ramsey doesn't have the power to get his plan thru the government. That's a sensible approach to the problem. Only thing i think that should have a little adjustment is only temporarily remove the capital gains tax. Say for 5 years. Then reinstate it.

Most car washes have a trap in there system to catch the oil & other stuff before it gets into the municipal system. Some of the newer car washes even recycle the bulk of their water thru filters and reuse on the next car.