I love the quote
"To meet a witch, put your clothes on inside out and walk backwards on Halloween night."

About all this would accomplish is you tripping over some little trick or treater.

Where do they get these ideas? If I want to meet a witch all I have to do is visit someone in our local Pagan Community.

Oh BTW we have a listed sexual predator living 2 doors down from us.
He was convicted as a teen of a sexual crime he has 18 she was consenting but 16 and will forever be listed as one. Her parents had him arrested.
Not all sexual predators deserve their label.

Thats probably one of the SCARIEST Jack O Lanterns I've ever seen. But I really doubt if a real Pedophile would advertise he's a pedophile.

I understand that arranged marriages are still sometimes made in Japan. But Are multiple marriages allowed in Japan? Seems like he had the perfect get out of marriage card right there, just show them proof of being married and they couldn't do anything about it.

I love Halloween (Samhain).
Just a question I like to ask though.
I know the first Jack O Lanterns were suppose to be made from turnips. I've never seen a turnip much larger than a baseball. Did they have bigger turnips back then. Or did they not hollow them out like we do the pumpkin? Did they just carve a face on the outside?

I've fired Many full auto weapons and in my opinion the Uzi and Mac 10 are extremely hard to handle due to their size. The only other full auto weapon I can remember having problems with is the Glock 18.
But the Range Marshal should have their head handed to them on a platter for allowing anyone, adult or a kid to fire without them standing there to control the weapon.

Some art exhibits really make me wonder. Where do they come up with these ideas? An Elephant doing a nose stand. Is it really art?

I hate to have to show all the underground utilities on this street on a set of construction plans. YIKES. Imagine what the surface would look like after DIGRITE (they locate underground utilities and paint the pavement to show them) did a locate on this street.

Oh I forgot to mention that my cats kind of have the raised walkway at my house anyway. The just knock anything I have on the shelves out of their way when they decide they want the walk ways. Never put breakables on a shelf that a cat can jump up to.

For the true pet LOVERS (SPOILERS)
I have you house actually designed with your loved ones in mind.
I've seen similar houses before but these were actually designed by Architects. They are very nice.
I always planned on doing the outside cage thing on my house but just never got around to building one.
My new house has a sun room so maybe they'll be happy with that.

Imagine what would happen after a night on the town when your better half decided she wasn't going to put up with you any more.

The new economy model of NO FLAT tires brought to you by Firestone.

What a Waste of 4 perfectly good wagon wheels.

Star performer in blue Thanks

Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks.