The 'flags of the world' thing is a common myth about the colors.

The colors are actually inspired by the five lions of Voltron.

Uh...because animals know to look up this 60-ft wide pass along a habitat range of a few hundred miles on Google Maps? Do they follow the road until they get to this overpass or just turn around? My money's on the second.

Does it make them want to live in Brooklyn instead of Manhattan?

So it's Sex and the City for fat girls?

Looks like Chuck Norris.

It's a handlizer, produced by DARPA in 1979 as inspired by the writings of Dr. Seuss. It's three levers that, when turned or pulled, simply move another lever.

"If I'm talking, you should be taking notes" royal blue men's M

It's a steampunk Whac-a-Mole mallet.

"I blame hipsters", men's medium ash gray

It's a sideline compass to tell David Beckham which way to run.

Heartbreaker, men's M dark gray

Sorry seschenberg ("Affirmative Action IS preference based on race and is, therefore, illegal based on itself.), but these days, racism IS acceptable depending on who it's against.

It's sad that schools are treated like zoos ('come see the minority'; 'I bet he/she has a unique viewpoint'). Plus, the sense of scrutiny only encourages exaggerated behavior according to stereotypes to conform to expectations that...(surprise!) furthers racism among those observing it.

A British National Health Service combination periodontal scaler and curette

Heartbreaker gray men's medium

...or Hannibal Lechter's cake server.

Heartbreaker, dark gray men's medium

It's a teppanyaki implement for making the Japanese dish takoikite, or "kicking octopus." The spike is used to hold the octupus down during cooking and the spatula is used to pick it up & serve.

Heartbreaker, dark gray Men's medium

Masaharu Morimoto's alligator descaler. 'Cause in his world, they GOT scales.

Heartbreaker, dark gray men's M

John Harvey Kellogg's patented industrial revolution chastity belt & onanism-preventatory device.

Heartbreaker men's M dark gray

A Restoration Hardware antique-inspired one-size-fits-all jar opener. Yours for only $265.

I blame hipsters, men's L, cardinal red