I like the poster but was stymied to figure out what it said. I think I was looking for it to be rewritten as 'Want to know how I got so scary?' and it was keeping me from seeing what it actually says. Cool poster. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
$6.99 for a watermelon? I hope that is part of the typo . . . Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
My guess is that it is somehow related to the DHARMA Initiative or the Hanso Foundation. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Geez, it was as if he was trying to be intentionally bad so he can can join Bill and Leonard in the pantheon of bad Star Trek singers. Mission accomplished! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I was right with you until it occurred to me that the chip on the face of the card does look like goatse. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Mission accomplished!
H.U.A.R