Let's see...
Watch: Kisai Satellite X Wood (Dark Sandal + Red LED)
TShirt: USA Flag Moon by Bomdesignz (XL)

While I'd say the IRS is being fairly unreasonable here, I'm also having a hard time feeling much pain for someone's kids who inherited a *billion dollar* art collection.

I foresee a reality show in his future...

I hope he gets an alert bracelet (or a t-shirt) that says something like, "I might not have a pulse, but I ain't dead yet!", for those times when passes out at a party or somesuch.

I bet I could do that. But chocolate milk? For breakfast? Should be, say, a glass of white and a glass of OJ. And where's the hash browns?

"My first name is Beezow, but all my friends call me Doo-Doo..."

DST is rather a drag if you live on the western edge of a timezone--midsummer, daylight drags on past 10:30 or 11pm. On July 4, the fireworks start far too late.

1-Kisai Kaidoku (White+Purple)
2-Darth Vader LEGO Star Wars Key Light

I think the word we're looking for here, for both the boy and his room, is "prissy".

I must confess: I got the "glory" quickly enough, but then was faced with having to sort through 800ish items looking for the 2nd word. It's late, I'm exhausted, so I guessed. Got it on the third try (neato, geek, geeky...).

Still exhausted, of course, so I'll just pick something from the page I'm already on.....

That Darth Vader key chain light thingy.