Unicorn Coprolite. It is a little known fact that although officially neutral the government of Unicorn Island secretly sent large supplies of the stuff from their ancient prancing grounds to the Union Army for use as ammunition and are at least partially responsible for the victory over the Confederates.
This would be funny except Mousetrap always worked for us as kids. Even after we broke parts of it we could jerry rig something to make it work. Half the fun was trying to add parts to extend the machine.
Request Denied - Large Navy
I've got tons of experience annoying my teenagers. I wonder if that counts as work experience?
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Request Denied Medium Navy.
Obviously it was the worst kind of fiend, a ninja vampire!
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