Taco Bell is better than no Mexican food at all, although It is certainly better if you can see the cooks chasing the dog around in the kitchen but what the heck!

With the sneaked in feminist law IMBRA, which seeks to ban American men from marrying foreign women, the couple should consider themselves lucky she was allowed to come into the country at all. IMBRA seeks to end that. Think I'm joking? Google it.