Eat your green beans!
Aiiigh!

Fail.

They made an arrest in this case.
http://tinyurl.com/2az25y

Al Gator had heard about urban sprawl encroaching upon wetlands, but he had no idea it went so fast!

Unfortunately, this must have been written prior to summer of last year. Now dogs are being limited to one per household, and in some areas, eradicated altogether. 300 people got rabies in China. So rather than the communist country making rabies shots mandatory for all dog owners (only 3% get vaccinated), those Reds took to the streets in gangs and dragged all dogs into the streets and beat them to death with clubs.

http://www.belch.com/blog/2006/11/08/the-dog-murderers/

Its because those Commies are eating their cats!
http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/07/09/communism-brings-mouse-plagues/

Its judgement day for eco-sinners. This is what environmentalists envision as the equivalency of the Judeo-Christian Judgement Day and Millenium of Peace. All the people go away and the bunnies and mountain goats can finally live in peace without "the man."

The Mayflower Steps in Plymouth, England is much cooler.
http://www.mayflowersteps.co.uk/images/stepslookingout.jpg

Also, that whole Mayflower thing was a fluke. There were already Americans and a government flourishing on the continent at a little place called Jamestown, which just celebrated its 400th anniversary.