the first credit card bill perforator

large Jedi Academy

flamethrower nozzle

xl the dark side of that's no moon

the world's most painful chastity belt for boys

x-large remember remember

it's a monkey trap. You put food in a jar, screw this lid on, chain jar to a tree or whatever and the monkey is trapped.

x-large remember remember

that is the original turntable of DJ Tetanus

x-large starlight

pig spit?

planet audio x-large

it's Craig's Clayton's home

starlight x-large

it's your mamma

x large starlight

ice delivery tongs

starlight x-large

wolverine manicure kit

starlight x-large

Statue of Liberty tears - solidified by the actions of congress.

anatomical heads - x-large

Dr. Doom's prostate cancer inspection glove

Brushed Skull x-large

fred flinstone spare tire

brushed skull x-large

America goes over the fiscal cliff and the dollar plummets - comic books and baseball cards sky-rocket in value - i get to tell my mother she was wrong about my investments.

Natural Curiosities Dinner plate - fly

during a live performance Justin Bieber's face melts off revealing he is a cyborg mercenary from the future bent on mankind's destruction - he is then captured by a million little monsters who knew it all along.

Natural Curiosities Dinner plate - octopus