Also, in North Carolina, rapid air movement is being blamed on high winds.

Cute Japanese chicks, heck yes!
Throw a sumo wrestler on there and you'll sell dozens!

The moron that shot this should at least invest in a tripod. And what's with all the jump cuts? Mix it up a little! (A little cross fade never hurt anyone!) Now clean your lens and get back on the field, rookie! Sheesh!

Elections have consequences, libs! Now shut up and eat it -- you voted for it!

Not even close.
This is shopped.

Doesn't count.
His left foot touched.
Come to my house to see how it's done.

Nope.

He should have just picked it up and tossed it in the net. Easy.

Yep, it's a check valve. One use is in race cars. If the car rolls over, this prevents the fuel from gushing out the inlet hose.

I wish I could understand French.

Using powerful laser beams, it would be nice to burn the Star Wars intro on them. (The people in Australia would have to learn to read backwards.)

It wasn't scary enough. He should have braced the camera so we could have gotten a sense of the sway. I might have thrown up. But he didn't, so I didn't. Wasted opportunity. He should have dropped the camera into a fishing net held by one of his buddies on the ground. That would have been cool. Sometimes I dream about being up in a really tall building, and it sways like my drunken grandma. I fall to the floor, claw at the carpet and scream like a girl. Doesn't happen in real life though. I don't know how to interpret dreams.

See, this is why I don't run. Putting up with all that unpleasantness, and in the end, you've got nothing!

Dear Deborah,
You are right.
We are wrong.
We apologize.
Here's your money back.