I feel sorry for the towers. If anything, that just makes me want to build more of them.

Tell me more about his cock camera.

I was a bit confused when I first read this, in English (as opposed to American English) a vest is an item of underwear something worn under the shirt. I knew his wife made him different waistcoats but I was thinking "is this an investigation into his underwear? Do I want really to read this?"

I hope the border control guy rubber-stamped the screen.

Dexter was after The Simpsons and before The Pink Panther.

Still not half as disturbing as Monkey Drummer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q

Way to pick your fights. Dickhead may be a more apt description than skinhead.

Does foreign in this case mean that it's detrimental? Otherwise this isn't neat, it's just the normal american case of "there's something unusual, kill it!"

It's not just England that has odd pub names, they're all over the UK. In Belfast there's the delightfully named "Hedgehog and Bucket"

And that's why there are 7bn people on the planet. I jest, they're doing a great thing, though it's still scary.

Why's poor beast in such a small tub in what appears to be someone's living room? It's also not eating the water melon, it's being prodded until it bites it.

Why's the turtle in such a little container in what appears to be someone's living room? The owner of the video has quite a few others of beasts in little tubs and appears to have disabled comments.

I hope he screamed something suitably inventive at the shit-pile TSA agents who tried to take his knitting needles away.

Gosh, I guess assholes who shoot things aren't restricted to the colonies. If he had even an iota of thought or compassion.. "dunno what that is, might be rare, best leave it alone and wait for the next one."

How to make valves in the first place probably wouldn't go amiss down his other arm.