I suppose like authentic atari controllers this also will accidentally be covered with the leftover milk from my cereal every saturday. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Also if you press this button, it converts to a sub and you can drive it to your villain's underwater lair and launch a sneak attack. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
This would be good if you ever needed to convince your parents you were out drinking, not at home doing your homework ... instead of the other way around. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I mean, seriously. They don't chuck nuns. Two sticks on a string. They're like a jump rope for mice. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Snowface must be tired because he's yawning. Must have been up all night studying. Poor, poor, overachieving Snowface... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)