I've been married to a redhead 4 24 years. I suspect she's an alien. I list the following in support of this.....no matter what I do she still loves me
her recipi for rock cakes is out of this world
she's got a Ginger cat
if I give her the wrong answer it's grounds for a scratching slap punch or possibly a stabbing
she's never got anything to wear
no matter how many banks I rob she's never got enough money
she's about to stick me in the microwave if I submit