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What they didn't show you at the end was the guy and his briefcase getting run over by that car he passed earlier. He probably shouldn't have parked at the top of a hill. Luckily, they got it on the first take.
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Watch it, bud.
Who you calling bud, pal?
Who you calling pal, friend?
Who you calling friend, jackass?
Don't call me a jackass.
I just did call you a jackass.
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It's a good thing they didn't put Vermont in there with the answer choices for New Hampshire. And Arkansas on its side kinda looks like a squished Nevada.
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For your own text on the scroll, just don't choose anything. After you download it, you'll notice that it's blank. Then you can add your own text in mspaint.
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I like Mitch Hedburg's joke:

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company so they said "Fuck it, Cut 'em up."
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