OK, here's my take: The "humor" here (dont hold your breath...its not that funny), is that the sign area below "our God is Awesome" is blank. The Neatorama post is titled "Why you should attend the Praise Tabernacle Church". So, and here it comes, the jokes is - there's NO reason to attend the church, get it?! the sign is blank. ha. Haha. ahahahahah. eh.

I wish it were otherwise, but I think poorbear is right here. That bear needs to be able to roam. He's got the equivalent of cabin fever.

Correction: headless bodies can't swing from lamp posts without some unlikely additional hardware. They would *either* be swinging or simply beheaded on the streets, if they lose control.

Neato!! Slicked-up state propaganda commissioned by the Hashemite Kingdom. "Let's include a ringing phone in the background, you know, make it look off-the-cuff, casual, unplanned. We want our target 18-25 yr. old doe-eyed audience to feel like the Queen is just like one of them" ...Sez the $600/hr PR consultant to the Jordan public relations office. Hey Adam, its not a surprise that the Queen and Her hubby are "very keen on maintaining positive relationships with the West", considering the US supplies the Kingdom with $200+ million in annual arms transfers. I think this is probably a good thing (if the Kingdom falls, the Queen and her modern husband's headless bodies will swing from lamp posts to be sure), but must you pass along PR releases without any sort of context? This isn't about her heartfelt appeal to address "stereotypes" of the Muslim world, its about selling Western-palatable Rania to the West, to secure the very tenuous Kingdom. The Kingdom has plenty of money to purchase their own PR, don't give it away for free - at least bill them from Neatorama Inc.

The male hipsters in my area are very into the bony legs + skin tight jeans fashion. The boys wear ladies jeans. It looks so incredibly awful. Please don't do that.

No comment.

I was expecting:

"After they ate, Diaz told the teen he’d have to pay for dinner, since he didn’t have his wallet. The teen handed the wallet back, and Diaz gave him twenty dollars, although he did ask for the knife, which the teen handed over. Then Diaz promptly thrust the knife into the teen's neck, and declared 'thanks for dinner, sucker' "

My guess is that is the inventor and his wife. Or, a hapless stock-photo couple who have never actually slept in this coffin built for two. Everyone has commented on the silly use of "quantum", but aside from that, clearly this is a piece of crap that wouldn't protect you from anything, and in the meantime lock your husband's farts into a suffocating confined space.

That 1/2" wood will surely form an impregnable barrier to natural disasters such as floods and earthquakes, and fire. I'm sure that when the kidnapper enters the bedroom, you will wake up and have plenty of time to seal it up. And then, he will never be able to kick through that wooden armor the inventor purchased at Home Depot. It will however, provide great chem-bio attack until the moment you need to use the bathroom or eat. Otherwise, a great product. I'm sure many have sold.

I'd like to know where people get the money to make little joke films like this. Is there more to this? Or is this the whole joke? There must be something more to it...right?

Yes, but Nina, I think you're missing the point. This is feel-good propaganda for Yankees in NYC, Madison Wisconsin, and so on. There you go again, trying to bring reality into the argument, when they are busy trying to stoke our pity.

But seriously. Could you imagine the reaction if someone made a movie about the intruders in your neighborhood? About the struggling families wondering if they should buy a gun to defend the homes they lived in peaceably for 40 years? Can you imagine the howls of "unfair!", "racist!"? Unfortunately, you just don't fit into the current political storyline. Your not a big fat white guy sent straight from central casting to embody the supposed meanness ascribed to anyone who insists immigrants from Mexico should get in line and fill out paperwork just as those from Tanzania or Poland do. People have decided that your neighborhood just wasn't worth struggling over. Needless to say, people who do not reside there.

Is it pro-illegal immigration propaganda? Wow, I was against illegal immigration, but now that I know cute little children are involved everything has changed. Damn the whole idea of national sovereignty, lets let everyone in who wants to come. I know there are laws on the book, but we've been ignoring them so long we may as well just give up the whole idea of "national borders". In fact, let's let children and whoever else in from all over the world. What? are you racist or something? What other possible reason could there be?? Millions upon millions from India, China, all over Africa would like to come here and work. If you have racist concerns over that, just think of the children, would you?. The poor little children.

It is nothing like Good Will Hunting. He was an accomplished, professional mathematician with a full career behind him who as the result of his immigration and cultural adjustment had to take a temporary security guard job. I keep seeing this story all over the Internet, titled with some variation of "lowly night watchman proves to be a math genius". Thats not the remarkable part of this story.

I agree with Paul, its too easy, but I like the idea. Does anyone know of similar basic math game that get harder and harder?

I tred flossing my chmpanzee and lost a fnger. now ts hard to type.

Big deal. I made a Charlie Brown shirt with a magic marker.