You might want to note that the Danish "røde pølser" (red sausages) are only a variety. Equally common are regular "sausage coloured" sausages.

You can usually get some four or five different kinds of sausage at a stand - reds, browns, foot longs, in a blanket, with relish, fried onions, ketchup, mustard... oh god I'm going out to lunch.

Of course it's not stealing. By that logic, closing my eyes would be stealing too.

Whoops, there I go again, not looking. Thieving scoundrel.

"Let's see if we can spot any landmarks."

"Does a big hand basket count?"

Free beer and perhaps boobs, would be nice? Just thinking out loud here.

Oh, and man boobs for the ladies, naturally.

Invisible testikels.

I haz them.

NOW can I haz bootz?

Artistic value aside, don't let older people see/hear this. They *will* think the young lady is telling you she's "Got a dick"... No really. They will.

So thanks interweb, just what I needed for the holidays. Trying to explain to my old mother that you're not full of sick porn, and that 'social bookmarking' isn't dirty.