You need a license for a gun. You need a license to marry. You need a license to own a dog, heck you need a license to fish.

But having kids -- now that's open to everyone no matter their ability to cover the costs. At least when you own a gun, get a dog of go fishing you have to pay for it....

The reason he was able to cancel his garbage service is that when folks move home they need that ability to cancel so they don't continue to pay for service they don't receive.