i had an english teacher a year ago who was ben story

he ruled btw

nice stooges ref

i wish my cupboard sounded like jar jar binks

old news yo

2007 on neatorama! that's a long time ago

the "xerxes" poster is ancient, it is a popular joke on 4chan (source of all internet jokes) and has spawned a lot of similar "look at this" pictures.

the posted flyer seems to me like somebody trying to replicate the "xerxes" image which i would say is definitely the point of origin.

denshoku black

holla

i don't care about diabetics (sound harsh i know, i'm just playin)

the important thing i read in this article is indeed "color changing tattoo. I want to get a chameleon tattoo in nanoparticle ink.

i might just have to change my plan of only getting black tats.

want

oh wait, nevermind, they cite garden state

garden state gets a lot of hate, but if not from there, then where did this idea come from?

what a baller dood

the 12 parsec quote is an obvious mistake but i love that fact that fans have explained it through complex logic

i personally think that faster than light travel might be possible. we simply don't know. same with time travel. who knows.

also, altho there is the unlikely interbreeding in star trek, it should also be pointed out that on at least one occasion, a sexual encounter was startlingly impossible. i can't remember who it was, but there was definitely an episode where two characters, one human and another female humanoid alien, were going to have sex but then it just cut to approximately 5 minutes later with the both of them being very confused and saying "well, you looked anatomically very similar...but i dunno what that was"

also, here is the reference for that first dorky post i made:

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Ancient_humanoid

first off, i'm a huge dork

secondly, you can't blame star trek for it's humanoid preference, this is explained in the series. specfically in star trek: the next generation i believe. although, maybe it was voyager?

all of the alien races in star trek were originally seeded on their home worlds by a great ancient alien race from which they all received basic traits. so, the differences in klingons, humans, and vulcans are in fact variations on an old design from which they were all spawned.

i like reading what the original neatorama contributors think is neat. what other random people think is neat, is sometimes, not so neat.

everytime i read a post, and then start thinking "man, this is only kinda neat" i then look to the bottom and sure nuff it's a qbot post.

i agree with dan.