Our Dad used to tell us stories about UFOs. He went on to say, "I once caught an alien this big." Of course, we needed proof. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Oops, never mind. Steve Martin and Paul Simon were inducting Tom Hanks. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
They were inducting Paul Simon, who's not on the list because he's a musician. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Wow, they weren't kidding. That Verizon network does follow you everywhere! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)