This is one of those articles that needs the police station / courthouse phone number so that they can be reamed as they deserve. Snow storm, what happens? Crosswalks become untrustworthy, and flooded. Jaywalking?? That's a stupid law anyway. I don't know anyone who has gotten a jaywalking ticket as compared to a speeding ticket, EVERYONE has gotten one. But everyone jaywalks. These clowns need a kick in the teeth and the ticket shoved up their ass.

Not as funny as these, but check out the Toy and Miniature Museum in Kansas City, Missouri. It's awesome. Certainly more boring than the mustard museum, but I think a very enjoyable afternoon nonetheless.