Yes, I definitely think research should be done to find out if semen works better as an antidepressant taken orally or vag--ly. Of course, I may start my research with a bit of bias, but that just suggests I should be more rigorous in my research with a larger sample. Don't you think?

What about getting some of these researchers to test if it is true that it is not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end?