Johnny Cat, I've thought about getting a tapeworm, too. But then I'd have to carry it around all the time. And it would eat all my food! And it might not like living in my stomach either. It'll complain about the smell of stomach acid and, er, other stuff.
She didn't fool me or any of my friends. We could easily tell she was not American, but she's still better at faking the accent than I am at pretending to be British! I was on vacation in London for a week and I tried to fake the accent, but people kept on looking at me like I grew horns.