Okay, even though the cat told me you were a stinking idiot and hated you and wanted to tattoo a butt on your forehead, I won't say that.

Let's just say that the hairless breeders of the Peterbald, Donskoy and Sphynx are getting pretty upset with anyone doing this. If we see you, let's just say the PETA people who throw paint on fur wearers will look like a tea party compared to what we'll do to you.

Have a pleasant day.