The grapple one isn't true... grapples are just apples soaked in grape flavoring. Are all of these fake?

Botanically speaking a watermelon is a fruit, because it comes from the reproductive part of the plant. Also in the culinary sense.. it's also a fruit, because it's sweet and eaten as a fruit. I don't know what Oklahoma is thinking.. I guess they are getting down to the very basic "animal, vegetable, mineral" argument, and if you go down that road, yes, I suppose a watermelon is a vegetable.

I was going to buy this, $14, fine, but they want $30 to ship to Canada! They are cute, but I'm not paying $44 for them...

Do they come with a phytosanitary Certificate?