I felt the same way when relatives started reading my blog. ;^)

It actually doesn't help that much with the eyelashes. I use the drops to lower my eye pressure as I have a pre-glaucoma condition, and my lashes are slightly longer but not darker. It hasn't made much of a difference.

I think he's just trying to sell his book...

Now I want one....

Oh, please. It's because women can find far more entertaining things to do. ;^)

My dog is banned from the groomers. He crapped all over the tub when they tried to blow dry him, so they had to wash him all over again.

Never, ever again.

If I was a girl in that family, I would sue for my independence. Seriously. They rely on the slave labor of their daughters.

Women are worth more than that. Breeding and drudgery are not the end goals of being female.

Yes, this is why I had so much fun as an engineering student. ;^)

Oh, please. we remember the bad stuff, too.

But it's a lot more fun to remember the fun things, really.

We've got to move these microwave ovens....

I hate them too. I used them while helping organize a class reunion, but still get emails I don't want. Really annoying.

I suggest anyone who wants cosmetic plastic surgery to "feel better about themselves" donate instead to Doctors Without Borders so they can perform surgeries for cleft palates, etc.

That way you can REALLY feel better about yourself, and do some good, too.

The one that is bugging me lately is "That said.."

The scratchy paper cleans your butt better anyway, so you don't get rhoids.

Whiners.

I'm a girl with hypertension. Yes, girls do have it.

I love this new excuse for farting, too!

"Sorry, just adjusting my blood pressure..."