Haven't got mine yet, but I checked out those Crazy Straws, they def seem like something for young kids. Maybe next time you should have an age option because i certainly have no use for em.

If you look really close even on the posted picture here you can see his face through the clear plastic table. The tables are top to top with one set of legs pointing up, the other going behind his neck.
In fact it's quite obvious a guy carrying tables just from the posted pic, just look at it close up, his shoes stand out too