Panda Seinfeld Theatre

Zoo officials scramble to find alternative to trans-fat bamboo

i was thinking round cocktail tables as opposed to chairs, but yeah - think that's the right track

a camera used to capture combat footage - the cameraman asked for this customization so as to not be distinguishable from other soldiers (during Vietnam, I believe) - but it seems to ma that the enemy would be much less likely to draw down on a cameraman ...