Oh, by the way, I would also like to mention an incident that happened to me at a public beach. I was wearing no shirt and I was barefoot. As I was walking along the beach, the lifeguard approached me, and told me that it was not a nude beach and that if I didn't put on some shorts, he would have me arrested for indecent exposure. But I was in fact wearing shorts, so I turned around to show him. From the front I looked like I had nothing on, because, as I had mentioned previously, I'm morbidly obese, and I have a huge round low hanging belly. Because my belly hung down over the front of my shorts and down over my thighs almost halfway to my knees, I looked like I had nothing on! but when I turned around, the lifeguard could see that I was indeed wearing shorts. Of course, my shorts were halfway down on my butt revealing my butt-crack, but I can't help that. I have a massive upper-body with a low hanging belly so I just can't keep my pants from sliding down on my butt. Well, the lifeguard didn't bother me anymore, but you should have seen the look on his face! I still laugh when I think about it. About a week later, I returned to the beach, but this time, instead of wearing shorts, I wore a speedo. I figured, HELL, why not! There was no rules against speedos on the beach, so I felt that despite being obese, I also had a right to wear one too. I'm not going to hide in my home just because I'm super morbidly obese. I believe that I should have the same legal rights and anybody else here in the USA. I can't help it if my pants or shorts slide halfway down on my butt. I can't help it if I can't find shirts big enough to cover my belly. When your love-handles hang down over your hips, and your belly hangs down over your thighs almost halfway to your knees, there is no way to keep your pants from sliding down on your butt. I have tried losing weight a few times but my belly still sags down low, and I can't afford the surgery to have the excess skin removes, and I do not wish to subject myself to such a painful procedure and have such nasty looking scars. So I gave up trying to lose weight. Yeah, I weigh 750 pounds, but I really don't mind. In fact, I'm perfectly happy being fat, so I'm going to enjoy life as much as I can. Besides, I actually like going out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack and mooning the world around me.

OK, I'm not a teenage kid. I'm 42 years old, and I wear my pants down low about halfway down on my butt. I can't help it. I keep pulling my pants up, but they keep sliding back down again. I am morbidly obese, being apple-shaped, meaning I have mostly upper-body fat. I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall and I weigh about 750 pounds. I measure about 72 inches around my chest, 98 inches around my belly, but I have a relatively small butt, measuring only 54 inches around my hips. I'm only 28 inches around my thighs and my upper arms are 36 inches around. Yeah! My upper arms are actually bigger around than my thighs! My love-handles are obviously much wider than my hips, and even hang down over my hips. I have a big roll of fat on my lower back that protrudes out further than my butt. My belly hangs down over my belt, down over the front of my pants and halfway down my thighs. I can't find shirts large enough to cover my belly, so I go around out in public showing off my bellybutton and butt-crack! I can't help it. Should I be busted because I go around with my bellybutton and butt-crack showing? HELL NO! That would be discrimination against us fat people. Sorry about that! OK?