Oh geez, I saw a fly on that shrimp you just ate. Did you know that after eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and eats again? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
So I heard the scallops and bacon are good. Did you know the item most choked on in America is a toothpick? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Wait a minute... that office looks suspiciously like mine. And that guy... he has the same look as me... have they been videotaping me at work?? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Wow... that is awesome! The lady with the glasses was the best. I thought she was just going to take all of her clothes off and believe she was invisible, lol. (Thank God that didn't happen though... uuuggghhh.) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I heard the adoption center already re-adopted the dog to a new home... doesn't seem like Ruby will be getting Iggy back :( Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Murray disapproves of Splenda - all those years of sugar-tasting classes shall not have been in vain. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I think it's good for a laugh, and the monkey is adorable! Anyone have an idea on where I can get one of the monkeys? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Yes officer, my friend is totally wasted, but I'm cool to drive, really." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)