I particularly like number 29 after reading numer 28—especially considering the host is rightwingnews.com. What a bunch of crock.

Seriously.

yeah, but if i spend 20% of my time to increase my productivity (a measure of work done per hour surely) by 9%, then that still leaves a discrepancy?

or do they mean that i get 9% more work done than the guy who doesn't read neatorama at the end of the day?

This has been done before a fair while ago. Not sure if he was the first, but it would seem fitting, since this is, after all, in Texas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

Dated October 2006. Apparently it's really tasty. Who knew?

Then again: I love chicken breasts wrapped in bacon rashers. So I guess it figures.