1. Kisai Seven Black+Blue LED Watch
2. Large men's "Battle Damage"
3. Large men's "Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive"

Um, #8 is partly true already. The National Library of Medicine already published (in www.pubmed.gov) any medical studies/papers that use public funds and/or are funded by the government.

Does that work in Ms. PacMan also?

Yay! Last chance.

Found it today on the "20 Fantabulous Hunger Games Arts & Crafts" post. I'd love a large "Battle Damage" t-shirt if I win.

You've obviously never been on an LA freeway! Oy gevalt.

PostSecret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives

"Ordinary" lives often turn out to be the most interesting.

Hip, Hip Array
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Hip-Hip-Array
Large in chocolate, please

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Star-Trek-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter

*fingers crossed*

And now the cameras are gone. nice way to waste my tax money, LA.

Improbable? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!

Valentine's day has come and gone. Who's the lucky sap, then?

Brilliant, but Shunsuke Umiyama has it backwards. The bubble wrap needs to be on the front!

Oh please, oh please.
I'm on my knees.
My mid-life crisis hearkens fast.
And I have lost my youth at last.
Help me to find the joy I knew.
When in my youth dragons I slew.
For at 40 years of age
I must obey the gaming sage.
To roll the dice just one more time
would make this birthday so sublime.

My nod to a classic 80s word...

*Bodacious* her taataas were just so.
I felt stirrings in me down below.
I gave them a squeeze
she gave me her knees
and now I sing like a soprano.

Just downloaded and used Bakoko (free reader/scanner) and it worked perfectly and very, very quickly.

Wish I were in New York to compete!

And now Angelina Jolie will always be thin...