How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

It's touched on in the article, but I think my dislike bordering on fear of clowns is that their makeup hides or distorts the play of emotions on their faces.

He's lucky Mace Windu wasn't there.

How many thousands of animals has PETA killed? Animals are more likely to die in a PETA shelter than a regular shelter. Some PETA shelters kill 80% of the animals they take in.

They are nasty, horrible and evil.

That steed's not ridden in the usual manner.

Instead of s'mores, we would take bananas, leave the peel, slit them almost all the way through the long way, then alternate mini marshmallows and Hershey's chocolate pieces, wrap them in foil and put them in the coals. Heavenly stuff.

Any one else craving pizza?

Time to break out the bread, beer and beef.

I want a red panda. Much more adorable and fun.

Adventure Time keeps getting better. The Simon and Marcy episodes break my heart. The episode that told the backstory of the Ice King is what got me hooked. Previously, it was just something my kids watched.

I'm a mom, and I can't figure out how my kids could steal my pop-tarts. I buy food. It's in the house. I expect them to eat it. It's my responsibility to provide food to my kids.

I think it's time for calls to CPS (mom has got some issues0 and the chief of police (for hiring such idiots).