It appears to be a leak repair kit!

Idiot Proof, med.

Our friends said last week they'd be searching for us at Black Rock City. I'm sure these were the coordinates...

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe- Med.

I bet most of the guys that do this don't know how the practice started... In prison, it was a sign to show who was available for anal sex.

Fifth reason: The media hammers on the gulf daily and makes casual mention of the Amazon every six months or so.

What enlightening dialog! What smooth camera work! Give him a Nobel prize. He's as good as Obama1

It's a snow blower auger.Smarter than the average bear, medium

"The island never rose more than about six feet above sea level." Oh, so that must have been global COOLING, right? Give me a break! Two huge earthquakes recently aren't a clue to what really happened?

The LEGS are five feet long. The claws aren't five inches.

How many pointy metal fingers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16. Thereal question is how many light bulbs does it take??? Seriously, it's a bottle capper.

Nice construction, but a rather incongruous concept. The outlaw biker isn't going to invite friends over to his house and pull a pizza out of the oven and slice it up. He's going to roar in to some unsuspecting town, swagger in to the pizza place, get a pitcher of beer and wait for the waitress to bring his pizza PRECUT!

"ET dons caped crusader outfit to save local children from Godzilla" Tokyo Times

My favorite is sesquipedalis-roughly equal to a cubit.

Go ahead. Just try to pass it!

Got plenty of acorns in Spartanburg SC. Can't find the global warming though...