This is pretty sad. That's not what beavers do if they're okay. He's obviously disoriented, distressed, possibly sick. In any case, there's clearly something wrong with him--not funny, not cute.
Cascadia in a California-dominated republic? Yeah, right! There's no way the NW would ever submit to either Californian or Chinese rule. Free Cascadia!
Signed "snark" or, "hate-filled liberal."