An even better way to clean up eggs off the floor is to get a dog. This works with just everything that's edible and even a few non-edible items! Of course, there's a slight problem when you drop something like your rib-eye steak; unless you grab that steak within 2 seconds, it will already be half digested! We got around this by teaching the dog not to eat food from the kitchen floor without a verbal command. We taught our dog using the phrase "Clean up on aisle 8!".

Result is a clean kitchen floor with no effort on your part; spilled food, drinks, crumbs are gone along with dust (hey, it's fiber, right?) and sometimes even one of our cat's hairballs will disappear as well!