If it works, you're golden. If it doesn't, hilarious on you.

Sheesh -- $2-MIL for the "red dot"!? Hey, where's the red dot?

If the situation calls for it, a Lactaid tab will take care of that, mostly.

Is there no delete, defrag, or decrapify? Scientists: computer brains, please.

Oh man, the hair, the jeans, the shorts! This was "my time", but I need an explanation - a scholarly analysis: "Why?!" Fun post, though.

But who will foot the bill for this?! ... Do the toe-guns jam, ever?

Now _there's_ a movie: The Raft.

$23M, and no Super Saver Shipping? Forget it.

Does it also have the brake problem? ;-)

synecdoche?

Did anyone check the play times?

Supposing this is the recording: http://goo.gl/ey0Ly

Then the total time is: 74:37. http://goo.gl/dRZVJ

So, would it fit?

(By the way, Wolfram Alpha didn't interpret my min:sec inputs in the expected way.)

Jimbo, don't forget the personal security alarm and 9-LED flashlight. How about two .30 barrels? Dial *007 to fire. "Oh, James!"

You beat me to it, Alex! I'm all, "wut!?"

/4-yr Flint "veteran"

I am convinced that these are the key to world peace. It's worth a shot.

It's about the socks. The baby in the corner is missing a sock. The other baby has mismatched socks. The mismatch baby is trying to convince the one-sock baby that it would be better to wear mismatched socks than to wear only one sock. One-sock baby is not convinced.

Wow. I almost convinced myself that this was the topic.