"Estimate precisely" and "pinpoint within five years". Ummm...aren't those oxymorons?

Wow, I'm impressed. I sure hope this guy is making more than minimum wage.

Ever see Shoot 'Em Up? I recommend it.
Clive Owen kills a man with a carrot in the first few minutes.

They should also be joined by Gillian Anderson, who's Agent Scully on X-Files was nicknamed Starbuck by her father.

I wish my local farmers' market was this exciting!

Not too surprising. Ever seen a capybara?

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Wow. I'm impressed.

I think the one on the right is thinking (abstractly, because he doesn't know the words) "My brother is putting me on; he doesn't know how to talk yet. But, OK, I'll play along with it."

Am I the only one who thinks this is a satire?

Just last month I went to my local Borders to buy the only copy of a book that my book-club will be discussing next month. When I suggested to the manager that if he ordered a few more copies I would tell the other members that they could get it at Borders, he responded that he was only allowed by the corporate rules/sales figures to order 1 copy at a time.

That's why Amazon is thriving and Borders is going out of business.

I'd grab the nearest drink (the stickier the better) and pour it in.

Wow, I'm impressed.

The face is too symmetrical; most faces are not.

I just hope he can maintain his sense of humor on the day he hears the kid laughing hysterically in the other room and finds him shredding up his treasured book collection!

Coherent, huh? What are you smoking?