I sure hope those restraints are checked frequently and rigorously.

I work at a gym. We have all of these guys (and gals) but not so extreme.

There's a sixth type that drives me even more nuts: THE CELL PHONE USER! We have it posted right on the wall that cell phone use is prohibited, but you wouldn't believe how upset people get when I enforce the rule. Put down the &*#^% phone and focus on what you're doing!

I think I'll stick an old calculator with altered buttons on my dashboard and just pretend that it's a camera if this ever happens to me.

Chocolate bars for sure.

Does it come with a stick to bite down on? You knows that's got to hurt like hell when it gets clamped on.

Fantastic idea, amazing that nobody thought of it before.

I always thought The Swedish Chef was an over-the-top impersonation, but now I appreciate the subtle nuances of his performances. (Swedish/Norwegian, same difference.)

That brought a big ol' smile to my face. No other reason needed.

Wow! I'd love to see more photos in a couple of months after the swelling goes down.

I'd like to try that at (non-military) boot-camp. Wonder how much those harnesses cost. Looks fun.

I think they accidentally posted photos from the Gaga family reunion.

As long as we're at it...why assume that the person in the bear suit is a guy? It could be a female under all that fur. Can't really tell from that brief glimpse of a butt.

How much garlic-butter sauce did they need to go with that?

I wish to nominate her in advance for a Darwin Award.

I love the way you all still keep scooting down the stairs on your butts; don't forget how to play!

Do you notice at the end that those blocks were stupidly stood up next to the pedals where they could fall over and start it again? That's probably how it got away in the first place.