Good, because that dehydrated kind is so flavorless...

;-)

--TwoDragons

OMGosh! That place is in TEXAS! *contemplates upcoming birthday...*

--TwoDragons

He looks like he's saying "There's room in this hot tub for two, ladies!" LOL

--TwoDragons

I just couldn't eat that. It's just too cute!

Now I wanna see them make Auto. Hanging from the ceiling.

--TwoDragons

I just wanna smooch his little cheek! :-D

--TwoDragons

I've seen just enough of the latest Indy movie to know it'd be a waste of my time. The climactic scene looked like something straight out of an Ed Wood movie, only less funny. Thank you, Walmart Electronics Department Preview Television, for preventing me from wasting forty bucks!

Georgie needs to retire before he commits cinematic suicide!

--TwoDragons

Next time one of my friends ribs me for running my mouth, I'm gonna show them this! LOL

--TwoDragons

At first, I laughed at the sign...and then I realized it wasn't funny. This prank is dangerous, and could even be deadly. Shame on the pranksters, both for altering such important signs AND for posting instructions on the web!

--TwoDragons

A Wall-E sammich needs a hard-boiled egg EVE to keep him company! LOL

Eight ferrets later, I found out I was pregnant.

--TwoDragons

Ooh! Swag! *grin*

Seriously, thanks! I'll make sure not to wear it when I'm burping the baby... ;-)

--TwoDragons

It's a punching-dagger. Instead of holding it like a conventional knife, you hold it more like brass knuckles. Nasty stabby thing...

--TwoDragons

I've had a stuffed uterus before. Twice, even.

...oh wait--you mean PLUSH, right? :-D

*ducks and runs*

--TwoDragons

Didn't finish before posting: Or do the cat have to share with them...?

I feel sorry for the person who complained. They must be a very unhappy person if they take offense at a harmless animal who brightened so many people's days.

--TwoDragons

What about all the cockroaches and silverfish? Do they get little P.O. boxes too...?

--TwoDragons