Pandemic is not an epidemic. Of all 5 epidemics you have listed only the spanish flu fully was a pandemic in strictest sense, as it had spread over most of the world, the black death also qualifies if you count the common wider definition.

enough with the 4chan memes.

i have a fun agnostic-meets-christian story to share. this unkempt-looking christian lady was handing out 'ban gay marriage because jesus says to' fliers in front of a public school. i asked her "jesus is all-loving, right?" "of course" she says. "dosn't all mean everyone, then?" i retort. "no, it dosn't." she replies. enough said.

pope tackling time!

miniature crop circles.

my ekranoplan is full of eels.

those + alpha-bits cereal put into the holes = perfect breakfast

all i can say about this is

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48974