holy fudge did anyone else notice that the guitar had three strings but four pegs? as soon as i saw that i knew that the whole things was fake! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
the breathing...i can only imagine it was filmed by an obese guy who then ate the hamster. suddenly the hamster in a wok makes sense! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
it's a girth measurement device once used by ancient Greeks on the Isle of Phallus. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)