Okay... yeah. Laugh it up - but you just don't understand. I've had this fetish for more than 30 years (since I was 8). I don't hurt anyone and it's fun - plus it makes the winter a blast! Where else can you wear a sweater to work -- and really enjoy it? My preference is cashmere and angora.. and wool.. can't stand cotton. But all we ask is that you don't knock it until you meet someone who has this fetish. I have it... and it's awesome.